And Now: Which Schtick Will Stick?

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Enquiring minds, okay mine, went off to talk to some of the more outspoken and open pervs of porn in my word, ; armed with one question: What would make you come online and perv me, throb at the thought of having me talk to you online and pay to spend “private minutes with me”.  The resounding answer (after the usual jokes, yah, you all got jokes! but you’re still sleeping alone ..thanks PINK)




Their resounding response was, well you are not a bbw, so there goes that. Huh? when did that happen/I have been a bbw  for as long as i can remember.  Someone might need to alert the people at the department stores because, honey! this booty has not fit into a normal persons department in a long time.  I”m still having to shop at the big girl stores….Someone needs to make up their minds and get back to me with this.  Thank god i still have my boobs. What would i be left with , without the lowest common denominator? it would be sheer chaos, panic, cats and dogs living together type of hell. What have I already tried?


i tried the classy ho, the black and white smoking fetish vixen.  no bites and those that did, obviously did not appreciate the more aesthetic yet, R rated version given to them.  Well pffffftttt! sometimes less is more, okay, obviously not on a sex cam site, i’m getting that but puhhhlease? a one star ? for me…you’ve got to be high. You probably were.  I’ll sit in my corner and soothe my battered ego.

yesterday, i tried the sweet theme, all pink and white (only clean semi hoish thing i had in the house and i had just found my six inch cfm white pumps) and i got a lot of wow, you are hot comments and let me see that ass bb, but no privates..wtf? talk all you want about how nice i am, how funny i am, how hot i am, but lets hear it when you’re spending the money.. a girls got to eat and its not inexpensive to do all this laundry.  oh well, hells bells, i’ll try it again tonight.
So,  it seems that me being a wisecracking , woman down the street type with a naught mind is what  has made me the most money.  I truly do have a naughty , depraved side, but I have got to have something to work with.  When its just me grinding and undulating on the ottoman, talking  inanely (i excell at that) it really tends to dry up the libido and i start to wonder , what the hell am I doing and i usually log off, disgusted.
I wonder if they ever took into account how much work goes into  being a webcam ho, they might appreciate us more.  I only wish i wAS one of those hotties that could roll out of bed and plop my old behind on cam.  There is a lot of preplanning and washing, not to mention spackling and pasting that goes into it.  Tomorrow , i shall do a photo essay of what it takes for me, an old hag to go from haggy to hottie.  Oh what fun, I am so glad i thought of that.

Until then, my friends, help a girl out..lets brain storm, give me an idea of what i should truly make my schtick.  Mama needs a new pair of panties!
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